Crappy Moments in History - Apollo Moon Landing

My name is Tom Crapper. I own the patent on the floating ballcock, look it up. History is full of all sorts of moments. Some of them important, some of them crappy. Most of them, somewhere in between. Here's one of the crappy ones. In 1969, America's space race culminates with the first successful moonwalk, and the discovery of moon gas. "That's one small step for man, [gaseous noises] ...um, Houston we have a problem."